Learning to Love the Mud-Colored Smoothie
I was a mad scientist. I was a domestic goddess. I was girlbossing my breakfast.

I was a mad scientist. I was a domestic goddess. I was girlbossing my breakfast.
Plus: A trick that makes any old eggplant taste good.
Our sleeping minds serve up bizarre dishes. They might be more satisfying than the real thing.
Plus: chicken pot pie and plant-based Buffalo wings.
We’re all drinking a liqueur with an identity crisis.