Love Is Bl…ended Chicken Smoothies

The latest season of Love is Blind left much to be desired in the realm of love. But what it lacked in happily-ever-afters, it made up for in eyebrow-raising food faux pas. Alcohol was, of course, a constant third wheel, perhaps a little more than in past seasons. A personal highlight for me was when Nick tells Annie during their engagement-ending fight, “All I’m trying to do is eat this chalupa,” when he was, in fact, eating a burrito. Naturally, the internet screamed. But none of that had America clutching its pearls as much as cast member Jordan Keltner’s blended chicken smoothie.