Why Do Rich People Love Bad Coffee So Much?
It’s not a celebrity home tour without some pods on display.

If you watch enough celebrity kitchen tours, you start to notice the trademarks of aspirational living in 2025: the $20,000 Wolf range, the wine fridge, the (decorative?) donabe, the inescapable brass pot-filler. Wrapped up in all of that fantasy about what life could look like with a $300,000 kitchen remodel in a $4,000,000 home is a touch of schadenfreude when I realize the wealthiest people out there are drinking the same kind of coffee I’ve drank at my saddest office jobs.